Another Blow for Warnock & Whelan

More on possible legal action, I’m afraid. This time the BBC reports that a German company has been ordered to pay 50,000 Euros to Oliver Khan and Michael Ballack for selling unauthorised World Cup vibrators called “Michael B” and “Olli K”.

Apparently the Michael B was expensive, had a great reputation and looked fantastic. While its approach play was a joy to behold, unfortunately the final delivery was a disappointment.

Rumours that an English company were bringing out the Neil W and the David W have been quelled although it was conceded that they are indeed stuck-up twats.

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5 Responses to Another Blow for Warnock & Whelan

  1. mac says:

    Iain, that’s quite possibly your most perfect post. You’re on a definite high from Sunday & the ending leaves me with the undeniable impression you must surely be on the payroll of Roy Chubby Brown.

  2. Damien says:

    Awesome Love It!!!

  3. Rob says:

    Glad to see you are maintaining your high standard of intellectual discourse. Roy Chubby Brown is about right. Why do you think it’s OK to be so offensive?

  4. ny hammer says:

    what s offensive is whelan getting his facts wrong consistently. Whelan can t prove one iota of his false claims. which is why 25,000 season ticket holders at upton park will whittle his fortune down to zero in a libel suit.

  5. stefanmkd says:

    hahaha this post was your best ev
    er.Ian mate why dont you sing up in that German company to make your vibrators

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