More on possible legal action, I’m afraid. This time the BBC reports that a German company has been ordered to pay 50,000 Euros to Oliver Khan and Michael Ballack for selling unauthorised World Cup vibrators called “Michael B” and “Olli K”.
Apparently the Michael B was expensive, had a great reputation and looked fantastic. While its approach play was a joy to behold, unfortunately the final delivery was a disappointment.
Rumours that an English company were bringing out the Neil W and the David W have been quelled although it was conceded that they are indeed stuck-up twats.