Bent Shoots … And He Scores!

From the gossip website Holy Moly…

Charlton striker Darren Bent struggled to hit the net last season, but his aim was rather better in the toilet cubicle of the Hammersmith Apollo, where he pinged a beauty of a lazy lob (on) right into the chattering anus of Charley from this year’s ‘Big Brother’.

Charley is fast turning into the Paul Ince of the BB house; cocky, self-opinionated and quite prepared to play the race card when it suits her. She has about the same amount of friends as… well, her only real ‘celeb’ friend (if you don’t count her cousin Kieran Richardson – and you really shouldn’t!), being that bright shining star Louise Beckham, who is famous for… nepotism. Well I never.

Charming…

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9 Responses to Bent Shoots … And He Scores!

  1. Andy says:

    Iain, I’m suprised at you. Stick to football and leave tittle tattle and sexual gossip for the guttersnipe press. I could care less about this rubbish.

  2. David King says:

    You watch Big Brother? very sad

  3. Trickywhu1 says:

    I dont know I just dont know? Obscure?

  4. You Spammer cock suckers says:

    neville nixon is a cunt

  5. Hammerithome says:

    MIND YOUR LANGUAGE. KIDS READ THIS SO THINK ON YOU IDIOTS.

  6. ny hammer says:

    spot on hammerithome. leave the language and low-rent idiocy to gutter clubs’ websites. and if you can t manage to mind your language i ll do it for you. i can get you or any other mug ,nevvy nix,traced on this site ,or any other site. you think you re clever do you? i ll put you behind bars . try me

  7. ny hammer says:

    millwall supporters are THE no-hopers of english football. criminal lowlifes whose destiny resides at belmarsh. sad bunch of unemployable ,p45 timewasting prune faces.

  8. Trickywhu1 says:

    No-one can afford Bent now looks like his suffering shall continue well hope anyway

  9. Hammerithome says:

    I see the Spurts have been told to sling their hooks with regard to Bent.
    They offered a derisory amount which will not be acceptable to Charlton who will keep their man in the Championship if necessary. SHAME!!

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