I just saw this on the West Ham mailing list. I think they got it off KUMB.
Going to the Birmingham game?
Yes, St Andrews is a sh*thole. Yes, the game will be horrible. Yes, the
accent will be doing your head in after ten minutes.
The important thing is – we’re there. SHEFFIELD UTD ARE NOT.
Their c*ck of a chairman, Mr Kevin McCabe is, and shall remain unforgiven.
Let’s wind the cnut up till his head goes pop.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO THE BIRMINGHAM CITY GAME – PLEASE REMEMBER TO SEND HIM A
POSTCARD FROM OUR FIRST PREMIER LEAGUE AWAY DAY.
Print this off and put it in your wallets:
Mr Kevin McCabe
Sheffield United Football Club PLC
(Do it now so you don’t forget)
No need to be rude, or call him names – he knows what he is, he’s a cnut –
just tell him how happy you are that you, as a West Ham fan are at a Premier
League game. Tell your friends to send one too.
When the post lands on his desk on Tuesday, he’ll explode like something out