Alan Curbishley Interview

July 28, 2007

KUMB have got a three part interview with Alan Curbishley, the first part of which is published today HERE. There’s not a lot of new stuff, but he’s a bit more open than he has been with the mainstream media. I’ll link to the two remaining parts when they are published.

These sort of interviews are normally the preserve of Gary Firmager’s OVER LAND AND SEA fanzine. Last year, for the first time, OLAS didn’t get an end of season interview and from what I can make out the club have tried to stop players talking to Gary and his gang. That is a great shame. In some ways I can understand the club wanting to keep everything exclusively in the matchday programme, but I think i’m right in saying that OLAS outsells the matchday programme by a bit of a margin.

I was going to be a doing a column in the matchday programme next season (interviewing political and media personalities who support the Hammers), but the woman who agreed it has since left the club and no one else will return my calls. So I shall just stick to the blog!


Deano’s Goal

July 27, 2007

Off to Rwanda . . . Back in a Week

July 19, 2007

I’m off to Rwanda for a week this evening so I apologise in advance if posting is rather light over the next seven days. To be honest there hasn’t been an awful lot to wrote about over the last week which hasn’t been said elsewhere.

I was pleased for Marlon that he didn’t end up at the JJB. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. He has it within him to kickstart his career again at Villa and I am sure we all wish him well.

Apart from the ongoing Tevez row, the only transfer gossip seems to revolve in revived bids for Jermain Defoe and Nicky Shorey. Faubert’s injury is a real blow. The thought of him and Lucas Neill charging down the right was too delicious. Looks like we will have to wait a bit to see that.


The Summer Season

July 13, 2007

I was chatting to a friend on the gold course this afternoon and we reckoned that our overall spending had been pretty minimal this summer. So I thoiught I would indulge you all and list the ‘Ins’ and ‘Outs’ of the summer transfer season so far…

SOLD

Yossi Benayoun £5 million
Paul Konchesky £3 million
Nigel Reo Coker £8.5 million
Tyrone Mears £1 million
Teddy Sheringham Free
Roy Carroll Free
Shaun Newton

Total £17.5 million

BOUGHT

Scott Parker £7 million
Craig Bellamy £7.5 million
Richard Wright Free
Julien Faubert £6 million

Total £20.5 million

So, as I thought, Eggie has only had to shell out £2.5 million so far. It rather makes you wonder what he has got in mind for further pruchases, doesn’t it?

A nice £20 million striker and a top knotch left back and left winger wouldn’t go amiss.


Comment Moderation Is On

July 12, 2007

Until further notice.


Goodbye Yossi Hello Julien

July 12, 2007

If this doesn’t get your juices flowing with anticipation for Julien Faubert, then nothing will.


Neil Warnock kann sich am ***** lecken

July 12, 2007

Kia in his own words

July 12, 2007

This is from an article by Alex Bellos that appeared in The Guardian in September 2006.

“The transfer of Mascherano and Tévez is a permanent transfer for an undisclosed price and undisclosed terms. It is not a loan or anything like that. There is no clause for them to play or not to play. That is totally the manager’s choice. If Alan [Pardew]
doesn’t think they are good enough to play any game, or for tactical reasons, then that is his choice.”

That quote is from Kia Joorabchian. Either the man is an out and out liar or he was telling the truth. Which is it?


President Titi?

July 8, 2007

Former West Ham striker Titi Camara has been disqualified from standing for election to the Guinea Football Association because officials say he is not experienced enough.

The 34-year-old has been told he may not stand for the presidency of the Guinean federation because he does not fulfill a rule requiring candidates to have at least four years experience of managing a sports association or football team, the guineenews.com Web site reported.

He was one of Harry Redknapp’s “dodgiest” buys, costing a cool £2.5 million. If i remember correctly he didn’t actually ever score a goal for us.


Who Owns Carlos Tevez?

July 7, 2007

The Times has a useful article this morning, which clarifies the Tevez situation . . . or at least I think it does…

Who owns Carlos Tévez?

West Ham United hold the player’s registration. Kia Joorabchian’s Media Sports Investments firm owns the economic rights to the forward.

Does Tévez’s transfer to Manchester United mirror Javier Mascherano’s move to Liverpool in January?

Yes and no.

How do they differ?

Liverpool signed Mascherano on an 18-month loan – at the end of which they have the option to buy the player permanently – after West Ham ripped up the player’s registration and gave up any rights to him to facilitate the transfer. Joorabchian, who owns the economic rights to Mascherano as well as Tévez, was paid £1.5 million by Liverpool as part of the deal. United have agreed a two-year loan deal for Tévez, with the option to sign the forward permanently at the end of that period, but West Ham cannot simply give up the rights to the player in this case to facilitate the transfer.

Why not?

After the verdict delivered by the independent commission into the transfer on April 27, when West Ham were fined £5.5 million, the club were given three choices. Either they stop playing Tévez, they bring the third-party agreement with Joorabchian into line with FA Premier League rule U18 so Joorabchian could not materially influence the club’s policy, or, finally, terminate its agreement with Joorabchian on the proviso that they would continue to behave in that manner and assert their rights over the player.

So what did they do?

Given that Tévez was central to the club’s hopes of staying in the Premiership, West Ham decided to terminate their agreement with Joorabchian and assert their rights over the player. As part of the agreement, West Ham would effectively have to answer to the Premier League regarding any future dealings with Tévez. Even if they wanted to, they could not simply terminate the player’s contract, but the decision left the club open to a legal action from Joorabchian for breach of contract.

So what has to happen to satisfy the Premier League before Tévez can join Manchester United?

United must strike a deal with West Ham for Tévez. That means that any fee – thought to be £6 million over the two years – would have to be paid to West Ham and not Joorabchian.

But couldn’t West Ham just receive a fee from United and then give it all to Joorabchian as compensation?

No. The Premier League would want to see that a “significant portion” of the transfer fee remained with West Ham and, given that it has power to scrutinise transactions over £25,000, that would be easy. Otherwise, it could be accused of trying to cover up the third-party agreements that caused so much controversy in the first place.

But what about Joorbachian? Won’t he try to sue West Ham if he does not receive some compensation for a player he holds the economic rights for?

He could, but it is likely that, somewhere down the line, West Ham will pay him a compensation fee in an out-of-court settlement, although that will have to be handled carefully.


Chris Cohen Moves to Forest

July 7, 2007

Former West Ham starlet Chris Cohen, who moved to Yeovil after failing to land a first team spot at Upton Park has moved to Nottingham Forest for a fee of around half a million pounds. I wonder if we had a sell on clause…


Tevez: The Plot Thickens

July 6, 2007

West Ham, have just released this statement from Eggert Magnusson. Looks like hardball is being played…

“Carlos Tevez is a registered West Ham United player, contracted to the Club until June 2010. “There is no agreement with West Ham United for Carlos Tevez to leave the Club and we expect him to return in time for next season’s preparations.

“No decision on his future can be reached without the agreement of West Ham United.”

So, as Talleyrand might have said, what did he mean by that? I have a great fear of a huge tug of war developing between Kia Joobwhateverhisnameis and Eggert Magnusson. If Kia J is able to enter agreements with Manchester United without so much as a by your leave to West Ham, what does that mean?


Hammers Sign New Goalkeeper

July 4, 2007

West Ham have reportedly signed Richard Wright on a free transfer as cover for Robert Green. I suggested this a few months ago and was howled down, as I recall, in the comments. They should call me ‘mystic Iain’!


Labour MP Scents Votes…

July 4, 2007

In an act of shameless populism, Labour MP for Ilford Mike Gapes has put down this Early Day Motion in the House of Commons…

That this House welcomes the decision of the Premier League arbitration panel to reject the challenge by Sheffield United and Fulham to the decision to fine West Ham United rather than deduct points; notes their view that this decision was not irrational or perverse; congratulates the players of West Ham United on their magnificent great escape by winning seven of their last nine matches to end the season with 41 points; notes that Sheffield United were relegated because they lost at home to Wigan in their last match and as a result only had 38 points; welcomes the fact that matters of survival and relegation were decided on the field of play and not in the law courts; and wishes West Ham United a successful Premiership season and Sheffield United a successful Championship season in 2007-08.

I am sure we all agree with his sentiments, but EDMs stand no chance of being debated and cost the taxpayer about £300 each to print. Money well spent, I am sure!


Sheffield United Lose Appeal

July 3, 2007

Ha ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha

Losers.

UPDATE: If any Sheffield United fan leaves abusive comments here, their email address will be published here for all to see. Pity I hadn’t thought of that in the previous thread.